Winn was attacked yesterday.....she'll tell you about it. I was attacked last night. Seems that Sam the beetle had a yen to be in my bed and close to me. This became evident when I woke up and found a hard piece in my armpit. After turning on the light and discovering Sam, I sent him flying.
This morning, sitting up and looking back at my pillow, I discovered Sam had returned. The thought of Sam that close to ears, nose, mouth, hair, etc. unnerved me a bit. Sam went flying again. Thinking about it, putting Sam outside wouldn't do, as he could obviously find his way in. Tossing him over the balcony was a possibility...
Deciding that Sam was just too up close and personal with me....Sam had to go. I stomped and crushed him. A few minutes later, he had moved. More stomping and crushing. Sam is squashed, and hasn't moved since. Soon he will be swept away....a victim of another cruel invader. Now I feel like an ugly American...... Willa
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